Driving home from teaching belly dance classes, I have taken up a rather bizarre practice of listening to Christian talk radio. Scanning through stations, I learned that the Christians fill their nighttime air with experts talking about what it means to be Christian. After spending my childhood as a reluctant Catholic, I spent the next 3 decades mostly tuning out Christian philosophy in search of something that felt more loving, truthful and whole to me. However, today, living in the mountains of North Carolina, I discovered that these Christian stations total one-third of all available radio stations. I began listening out of sheer fascination with this fact.